Sip n StrutTavern of Illest Repute

A Rambling Tale

Ponch nocks an arrow and takes aim at the undead retinue. You realize just in time to knock his aim wide, causing the arrow to whiz right past the palanquin. You grapple with Ponch, eventually able to wrench the bow out of his hands while his eyes go wide. You turn to see a shadowy, spectral creature.

"An incompetent archer should not attack their betters," the thing says in a shrill voice that fills your bones with the chill of winter.

"Incompetent! I'll show you incompetent *grunt*"

you say as you struggle to unsheathe your weapon.