A Rambling Tale

So your decisions in life has made this a good one; on the docks looking for work. There's three likely candidates.

• A put upon looking chap in a striped shirt is handing out pamphlets that read "Piracy and You!" His boss, an overbearing gentleman in foppish garb, is enthusiastically entertaining people with his magical hook hand.
• A sailor with a fresh uniform and impressive epaulets is recruiting for the Navy. He's offering quills and tote bags that say ""Navy" to anyone who comes to his table.
• A mysterious woman in a crimson jacket is drinking alone at the bar. Mysteriously.