A Rambling Tale

You knew you could trust a guy like Nefarious Darius.

He told you all about a super cool investment opportunity and how you're getting in on the ground floor. Then he explained that if you want your investment to grow, you need to get some people to buy into it, and then they'll get people to buy into it, and so on and SO on. It basically pays for itself and all the money they make will flow up to you because that's how funnels work in reverse. Right? Wait.

What was the investment for? Something about rubes Did he mean rubies? Where do they fit into all this? Best not to think about it too much, that's what Darius said.

-125 GP for investment

Gain 1d4 + 1 Rubes. Name them and cherish them.

Gain 50 GP per Rube under you.

Take your sweet new deal.

• Time to go mining for rubes.