A Rambling Tale

"Ahoy there, brave soul. Yes, you," the sailor calls to you. "I am Lieutenant Keen of the Tuulsahar Navy and we want you. We want you as a new recruit."

In the background you hear a minstrel's music begin; Lieutenant Keen jumps atop the table and begins to sing and dance.

"We sail the ocean blue,

And our saucy ship's a beauty;

We're sober men and true,

And attentive to our duty."

• Appreciate that we went with Gilbert & Sullivan instead of the Village People? Ship with Lieutenant Keen!
• Find out what's up with the garishly dressed pirate who started his own musical in the corner?
• Not into musicals? Like bothering ladies who are minding their own business?