A Rambling Tale

"Neither salt spray nor blood spray are any excuse for a sullied uniform.

You will stand attention when addressed by an officer.

You will not fraternize in your free time.

You will not have free time.

You will keep the poop deck thoroughly swabbed.

You will not laugh, chortle, or snigger at 'poop.'

And most importantly; you will actively seek the quickest death of any and all pirates we encounter upon these waters. Am I understood?"

• "Ma'am, yes, ma'am. Gonna kill some pirates, hooyah!"
• "Fuuuuuuuck that. I'mma mutiny."