A Rambling Tale

Oh, boy. You got a lot of snakes in your basement. Like, imagine what you think too many snakes looks like and you're maybe halfway there. It's a real mess down there, buddy.

What are you gonna do?

• Hire some rubes, er, I mean adventurers to clear them out.
• You know what'll clear those snakes out in a jiff? A giant badger. Those suckers are good at killing bunches of things.