A Rambling Tale
Nefarious Darius is back with a deal that's too good to miss. You have to act on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity before all the investments are taken. This scarcity is totally real legit and definitely not artificial, Darius said so.
Are you gonna get in on the ground floor or not?
Your money won't grow itself. Not unless you take part in this patented reverse funnel system. That's right, the reverse funnel turns your money into more money. How? Economics! It's just that easy.
- 125 GP for the investment
Gain 1d4+1 new rubes.
Gain 50 GP per rube under you. Don't forget to include any previous rubes from before.
Reverse Funnel1d4+1
Sign in to take Darius up on it.
- Now you can call yourself an entrepreneur even though everyone knows it's not true.