A Rambling Tale

You've upgraded to

MAXIMUM OVERBUSINESS!!

+ Gain a level!

+ Shop level 3!

+ 40,000 GP!

+ 40,000 GP debt!

Better hurry up and get some of that industry everyone is

talking about.

• Escape rooms are popular. What about something like that but it's a trainer dungeon for fledgling adventurers because your basement is already wildly unsafe?
• Nefarious Darius knows business. Listen to him. Reverse Funnel System. It's perfect and couldn't possibly blow up in your face. There's no way.
• Your basement is full of fucking badgers, my dude. Clean that shit out.