A Rambling Tale

So advertisers aren't nearly as glamorous as you were led to believe. At least, not the ones willing to work with you. You're gonna need to think outside the liquor box.

• Bard or Thieves' Cant: Hand shakes in the right place will get you what you need.
• -1200gp: Bribe a morally flexible guard? He'll tell two morally flexible guards and they'll tell two morally flexible guards. It's foolproof.
• Cut your loses and wash your hands of the whole arena business.