A Rambling Tale

Kidnapping kids is a lot harder than you thought.

They just have SO much energy and never shut up.

Plus they say some really hurtful shit. You never thought about how close together your eyes are before but now it's all you can see in your reflection.

• Athletics or Persuasion Proficiency: You manage to wrangle a few kids before their parents get wise. You sure do make great life decisions.
• -500gp: Fuck it. Bribe the kids.
• You're standing in the middle of a park, trying to catch your breath, when all the parents start crowding around you. Are they calling the guards? Yeah, they're definitely calling the guards. Fuck.