A Rambling Tale
Oh my gods, the blink dogs are amazing! They're so cute and they're always excited to see you and they always fetch whatever you throw for them. You have never been happier to come into work. Unfortunately, no one else can
say the same.
Despite how adorable it is, the blink dogs are tracking in all kinds of goop and detritus from who-knows-where People are mad about the blink dogs getting into all the food even though you're pretty sure a blink dog's mouth is cleaner than a humanoids, you've definitely heard that somewhere.
The real problem is that many of your longtime patrons are allergic to fey. Who knew? Oh well, time to get them out, I guess. This sucks.