A Rambling Tale

So you're being indicted. That's not great but it doesn't have to mean that you're getting convicted. Why not get out of it with those same wiles that got you stuck here in the first place?

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  DeceptionDC 20Pull harder on those bootstraps you stole. DC 20 Charisma (Deception) check to talk your way out of it.
  You did it! Those charges were made up by someone jealous of your success. It's a real shame that some people can't just take responsibility for their own actions. Better now quietly retire from public life.
• You're blaming all this on a secret cabal of lizardfolk? Okay, buddy.
• -10,000gp: Pay off the magistrate, which is the gods-given right of any hard-working business person accused of a crime.