A Rambling Tale

The bulette has been digging hella tunnels beneath your tavern. Holes in your place are nothing new but these are really fucking up your foundation, Which, let's be honest, could barely be called a foundation in the first place. On top of that, it keeps eating the paying customers. Who'd have thought that a godsdamn land-shark wasn't a great idea?

• Everything you think of that can go in those tunnels gets eaten before it can get the bulette. You need something that will grow back. Oh! Get a hydra!
• Just throw people down there to lead it away. Like a trail of breadcrumbs but instead it's innocent people that just wanted a drink.