A Rambling Tale
You have a nest egg for a rainy day. A prudent, if boring decision made by a true businessman.
A traveler approaches you, introducing himself as Nefarious Darius. "Don't overthink the name, I'm contractually obligated to use it. A lucrative contract in fact. Let me tell you more about the patented 'reverse funnel' business model that will make you rich."
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